The art of using a Urinal.
After hearing about Tyra Banks teaching all the ladies listening how to properly pee in a public toilet(apparently you have to pull your panties away from the toilet ladies), I thought maybe the men could use a few pointers. The guys over here at theChestbump thought we would give you a couple different strategies. To use a urinal properly, consult the strategies/rules listed below.
Sober and alert strategy: Walk up to urinal and unzip fly, aim and begin peeing. Do not pee directly at the urinal, curve your stream to flow with the curvature of the urinal. By doing so you will reduce the amount of splash, thus leaving the front of your pants dry. While standing at the urinal, both hands will be used for peeing, one to hold the pants open, not catching anything on the zipper and the other to direct the stream. Eyes remain forward, unless checking your stream.
Not so sober and don’t give a shit: The first thing you need to know about this not so sober strategy is; after you are ready to pee, hold yourself up with one hand on the wall. This position helps your stability. With your ‘peeing hand’ you should try not to miss the urinal. Light spray/mist could end up on the front of your pants, depends on your level of soberness.
Drunk: This is not a good sign. You walk into the bathroom, probably at the bar and you see a urinal. Stumble over to it, after waiting your turn, unzip and let it loose.
Beyond Drunk and no free stalls/urinals: This is not a good thing. You have to resort to the sink. There are no easy tricks to this strategy, the result is going to be messy anyway you frame it. Just try your best to aim and enjoy the feeling you get when you finally are relieved.
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